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Memebusters 22: LOLCats

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Here in DeviantART City, where people come and try to make it as exceptional artists or novelists, there is a group in the park. This group has grown in popularity, but for now, there is a team meeting. "OK, is everyone here?", X asked. "Yes, everyone is here, now why on earth would you interrupt my training?", Golden asked a little irritated. "Simple. Everyone's been hard at work with these memes running here and there.", X said. "Yeah, we know that, now go a little faster.", Frosti said being her bossy self. "OK, point is, I think we need a vacation.", X said.

Everyone started whispering and muttering. "Where?", Petal finally asked. "Well, I was thinking Las Vegas.", X said. "Oh man, does THAT bring up memories...", 789 said as he remembered when he took on Dr. Octogonapuss with Powerthirst. "Well, I thought I'd be a good vacation spot.", X said. "You bet I'm in!", Golden said. Everyone also was in. So, they took the PLZ-ME as an air craft and took to the skies. "Wow, this is amazing...", Chaman said looking down from the plane. "Woah, don't fall!", Saur said pulling her back in, but she ended up on his lap, and both started to blush. "Aww, look at the sweethearts.", Giral said. "Shut it.", Saur threatened. Ramai and Petal were hanging onto their seats and each other for dear life. They were pretty afraid of heights.

Finally, they got to Las Vegas. "OK guys, walkie-talkies, now let's take it slow and-" "I'M GOING TO THE STRI-" "We know where YOUR going Golden...", X said a little ticked. So everyone went their seperate ways...But the couples stayed together. After a little sightseeing, they decided to meet back up near a restaraunt. "Well? How'd everyone do?", X asked. Everyone nodded. But then, a familiar police siren. "Oh great, is it THAT guy again?", Saur asked. "Think so.", Ramai said. Out from the car, popped 2 familiar cops. "Jimmy, look who we have here, the 4 runaways from last time...", the cop said. "Er, John, you lost a rank because of them.", Jimmy said. "Shut it!", the cop John said. "Heh, it's the 2 cops who crashed into a train tunnel.", X laughed. "Yeah? Well ya ain't gonna get out of this one...", John said, but things got worse from the allyway nearby. Out popped the same guy X clonked on the head. "Wow, ya sure make alot of enemies, eh X?", saur asked. "No kidding.", X said. "Hey boy, remember me? I'm the guy you gave a beating to. Time to return the favor.", he said aiming a gun.

"Y'know guys, this has been a great reunion...But things change, say like...The amount of my team!", X said showing off all the other kids behind Ramai, Saur, and 789. "Holy crap John! There's aLOT of them!", Jimmy said. "Oh, man, this don't look good...", the allyway guy said. "Alright, who wants the honors?", X asked cracking his knuckles. Just then, the cop car radio went off.

"Attention all officers! A strange object has been seen in allyways eastbound and southbound.", the radio said. "I know we're on vacation, but that's our cue! Memebusters, let's go!", X said, and they took off. "HEY!!!", John said. The group got to the area. The citizens saw the Memebusters and right away made room. "Alright, let's do this.", Silver said. They didn't really spot anything out of the ordinary except pawprints. "Hmm...I don't think there's anything here.", Frosti said. "There's gotta be. 789, didja catch what the radio also said?", X asked. "Yeah, it said there were reports of animals with the weirdest faces.", 789 said looking at his laptop. "Hmm...Can we follow the pawprints?", X asked. "Sure, hold on.", Saur said and started spraying the ground, following the prints. It led to a dead end.

"Crap, they led us to a dead end?", Helena asked. "No...They led us into a trap!", Golden said, and he was 100% right. Cats dropped from the sky and cornered them. "LOLCats!", 789 yelled. "Can I haz cheeseberger?", one said. "Itz tim for da fight!", another said, and they all leaped at them. The Memebusters were getting battered and scratched. "Any ideas now?!", Golden asked. "Yeah, RUN!", X yelled, and they broke for it. "Should we give chase?" "No...Let them find them...A game of cat and mouse should be entertaining...".

"OK, we need a plan.", X said. "No duh, we were almost cat food!", Golden snapped. "We should take them out quickly, and all at once.", Saur said. "Do we have a bomb?", X asked. "..." "I guess not. Alright, we'll just lure them into...", but before X could finish, the LOLCats found them again. "MOVE! Golden, cover us! You too Toon!", X yelled, and both Golden and Toon shot and shocked the cats as they ran. "OK, what's the plan?!", Giral asked. "We beat them like baby Zillas!", X said. "OH! I know that plan!", Shade said. Everyone ran into an old building, abandoned and to be condemed. "OK, we lure the cats in here, escape, and burn them inside, right?", Chaman asked. Just then, figures fell from the roof.

"Dammit...", X muttered. "Aw, why so glum X? We only came to drop by.", Dreval said squeezing his cheek. "Besides, I got a few more playmates! Nazi Agent: Phoenix, and Ikeldre, your team might know them.", Dreval said. "No freaking way...", Golden said as he and Giral had shocked expressions. "Now you have no way of living!", Dreval said as the LOLcats busted in, as well as ninjas and bodyguards. It was a nasty fight that the Memebusters were very much overpowered, but Petal saw an oppertunity. "Guys! UP!", she yelled. Dynomy right away shot coils upwards, latching to the roof. Everyone climbed up, now Dynomy was waiting for Petal. "Hurry up Petal!", Dynomy yelled. "I'm hurryi-", but time suddenly slowed down for Dynomy. John's axe hit Petal square in the back. She collapsed. "PETAL!!!", Dynomy yelled. He charged his glove to maximum, and fired at the villains, also lighting the building on fire. He grabbed Petal, and got her out.

They made it behind a building, and Dynomy quickly got the axe from her back. "OH MY GOSH!!! IS SHE-?!", Helena nearly fainted at the sight, as did the others. Dynomy quickly put her on her back. "L-Listen, your gonna be alright!", Dynomy said. Petal lifted her head a bit. "Y-...You still have unfinished buisiness...", Petal pointed at the incoming cats. "OH JEEZ, they made it!", X said. "It's time to put these cats on ice!", Saur said cratching his katanas against each other. The LOLCats suddenly grouped together to form a BIG LOLCat. "ME HAZ FUN!", it said making a face at everyone. "Oh, you sack of DESTOROYAH!", Dynomy said, shooting an energy ball right at it's face, making it fall over. Silver quickly shot it, as Saur and X got onto it. Saur started to slash it's face as X pounded it's arms. It quickly got up, and swipped them away. Ramai zipped around it, and made it trip with her whip, and Golden pointed his gun right at it. "See ya in the litter box down under.", and shot it, turning it into dust.

"Phew! Glad it's all over!", X said. "Not quite...", Saur said pointing at Dynomy and Petal. "L-Listen, w-we can go back home, a-and you can show me h-how to grow those tomatoes you promised! Please?!", Dynomy asked with wet eyes. Petal just put her hand on his cheek. "I-...I'm sorry...I can't keep...That...Promise...", she said fading out. "N-No, d-d-don't go! W-We just started!", Dynomy begged. "W-We...Started...A-And I already know...That I love you...", Petal said. Her eyes closed, and her hand dropped. "Petal?! PETAL!!!".

Back in DeviantART City, everyone was gathered around a special room made in the Meme HQ. Petal was put in a special container. X, being the leader, was put up. "No words can describe...How tragic this moment has been. Petal has been a very great ally, a very great friend...And a love to a few...", X said pointing out to Dynomy. "Though she was timid, she was very caring, almost as a mother. Now, we can be happy that she is with her own...But let us not forget what she has done for us...That is all...", X stepped down. Dynomy started to mourn at the container. "I know this is hard...", Saur said. "But now she's happy...With a big of garden as she wants along with her mother...Be happy for her Dynomy...", Saur patted his back. "...Y-...Your right...", Dynomy sniffed. As everyone left, Dynomy looked back before he closed the door. "Goodbye...Petal...I hope your happy...And I always did love ya too...".
I KNOW I'm gonna get negative comments for this very dark ending, but bear with me, alright? I got this whole story planned out.
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pokesoniclover's avatar
...oh my chibi that just so sad :cry: